Government looks to glasses ban to curb violence
Mon, 31 Aug 2009
Despite protests from those not so keen on the idea, the Government squeezed out an early day movement this morning that looks to ban glasses in pubs by 2011.
John Lewis Decimates Business Landscape With "2.0" Bombshell
Mon, 24 Aug 2009
The John Lewis Partnership today announced plans to revolutionise retail by updating the business model of their 27 department stores across the UK to catch up to the Internet age.
East London DIY Shop Reported As Difficult To Locate
Mon, 17 Aug 2009
The blackened, sooty streets of Shadwell
Glowed in ochre, dingy dark
and twisted, inky shades were formed
with Lucifer's heretic mark...
Were Vikings the first on the moon?
Mon, 10 Aug 2009
The authenticity of 15th century Viking map clearly depicting the moon five centuries before Neil Armstrong's arrival has been confirmed by a great Dane.
Field Geologist Considers Lunch
Mon, 03 Aug 2009
Experienced geologist Dr Petro Logical, 46, revealed yesterday to his field colleagues that he was thinking about putting down his hammer and having some lunch.