Virgin birth prompts review of abstinence-only programmes
Mon, 28 Dec 2009
Judean officials have confirmed reports of a pregnant teenager giving birth today despite new abstinence-only programmes now entering their second year of running.
Sony Music Entertainment achieves UK Christmas #1
Mon, 21 Dec 2009
In a neck and neck dash for the country's most pretigious award, Sony Music Entertainment finally came out on top with the UK best-selling single for Christmas over close rival: Sony Music Entertainment.
Local authorities remove oxygen from town centres
Mon, 14 Dec 2009
Millions of proud Britons all over England, and some parts of Wales, have not only been disallowed from celebrating Christmas by the government, but are now being told that they are no longer allowed to respire with oxygen - our national gas for centuries.