Met Office Announces Upgrade Of The Weather
Thu, 26 Feb 2009
The Met Office has today announced a multi-million pound program designed to improve the UK's weather.
Famous Singer Caught Banking in Public Toilets
Mon, 23 Feb 2009
The entertainment industry shat itself this morning when reports leaked out that a famous singer had been arrested last night for financial indecency.
Virgin Broadband Customer Loads Google
Thu, 19 Feb 2009
An ecstatic customer of a well-known internet service provider announced today to a packed press conference that Google had finally loaded.
Serial Killers 'Very Sorry' for Mass Murder
Mon, 16 Feb 2009
Police recordings released under the Freedom from Information Act 2010 have revealed the surprising accounts of several convicted serial killers apologising for their actions.
Prostitutes More Smarter Than Previously Thought
Thu, 12 Feb 2009
A group of some scientists have revealed that prostitutes have a sophisticated grasp of mathematics, including the discovery of concepts hitherto unknown to mainstream research.
"Iced Rain" Baffles Scientists
Mon, 09 Feb 2009
Scientists in the UK are still unable to explain the unusual shift in weather experienced throughout much of the country over the last week.
Police Chief Calls For Abolition Of The Moon
Thu, 05 Feb 2009
The Metropolitan Police today called for the Moon to be removed from existence after numerous working problems were experienced by their forces.
Police Constable sectioned in Nottingham
Mon, 02 Feb 2009
A member of the Nottingham Constabulary was today admitted to a local psychiatric ward after a series of reports questioning his state of mind.