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Mon, 29 Jun 2009
It's been the time-honoured joke of the schoolyards, workplaces and even safari parks: "gullible is not in the dictionary." The irony stems from the fact that only the gullible would believe such a claim, but the Oxford English Dictionary team are seeking to bring an end to this long-running mirth device.