John Lewis Decimates Business Landscape With "2.0" Bombshell
Mon, 24 Aug 2009
The John Lewis Partnership today announced plans to revolutionise retail by updating the business model of their 27 department stores across the UK to catch up to the Internet age.
Business Chiefs Announce Merger
Fri, 13 Mar 2009
Excitement was approaching today when the leaders of two of Britain's largest companies announced that they were going to meld together.
Economic Crisis Forces Golf Courses to Reduce Number Of Holes
Wed, 11 Mar 2009
Mild reductions of bonuses at large financial companies, caused by stern headlines in the Daily Mail, have curtailed the feel-good fancy free attitudes of bankers everywhere, and it's the golf courses who are suffering.
Famous Singer Caught Banking in Public Toilets
Mon, 23 Feb 2009
The entertainment industry shat itself this morning when reports leaked out that a famous singer had been arrested last night for financial indecency.
Serial Killers 'Very Sorry' for Mass Murder
Mon, 16 Feb 2009
Police recordings released under the Freedom from Information Act 2010 have revealed the surprising accounts of several convicted serial killers apologising for their actions.
Local Man Decides Not To "B&Q It"
Thu, 29 Jan 2009
A North Stratford man has taken a decisive stand against the age-old home refurbishment edict by deciding not to use B&Q as the supplier for his minor home improvement projects.