WAFTI News

Sony Music Entertainment achieves UK Christmas #1

Mon, 21 Dec 2009 09:00 GMT

In a neck and neck dash for the country's most pretigious award, Sony Music Entertainment finally came out on top with the UK best-selling single for Christmas over close rival: Sony Music Entertainment.

40-Year-Old Beatles Songs Discovered In The Charts

Mon, 28 Sep 2009 08:00 GMT

Music pundits and the listening public alike were feeling fine today as Apple Corp announced the discovery of hundreds of Beatles songs in the upper reaches of the Top 40. However, experts have expressed doubts as to their authenticity.

Ashes Series In Chaos After Mishap

Mon, 20 Jul 2009 08:00 GMT

The Ashes test series between England and Australia was thrown into disarray this afternoon after it was revealed that the urn had been knocked over last night and its contents lost.

Bruce Springsteen Declared Sharia Compliant

Mon, 23 Mar 2009 09:00 GMT

In a major blow to shirt-wearing rifle patriots across the lower states, hero Bruce Springsteen was declared compatible with the teachings of the Koran by the UK's foremost Sharia court.