Leading Shampoo Brands now "More Nutritious than Cereal"
Mon, 14 Sep 2009

News has emerged this morning that the nutritional content of shampoo is often higher than that of breakfast cereals.
Telescope Discovers Earth-Like "Sauna World"
Thu, 05 Mar 2009

An astronomical telesope in the Canary Islands has discovered the first known health spa on an extra-solar planet, it was reported this week.
Police Constable sectioned in Nottingham
Mon, 02 Feb 2009

A member of the Nottingham Constabulary was today admitted to a local psychiatric ward after a series of reports questioning his state of mind.

