Darling Budget Scuppers Plans to Run Cars on Cider
Wed, 24 Mar 2010
The rising practice of circumventing UK fuel duty by converting vehicles to run on cider has come under attack from Chancellor Alistair Darling in his final Budget before the election.
Local authorities remove oxygen from town centres
Mon, 14 Dec 2009
Millions of proud Britons all over England, and some parts of Wales, have not only been disallowed from celebrating Christmas by the government, but are now being told that they are no longer allowed to respire with oxygen - our national gas for centuries.
Tory Party's Nanny In Fraudulent Claims Kerfuffle
Mon, 02 Nov 2009
The Conservative Party's last remaining woman of toil has been forced to defend her conduct after it emerged that she has been accused of financial indiscretions regarding her second home.
Shadow Minister: Government has "eaten all the pies"
Mon, 30 Mar 2009
Parliament yesterday erupted into chaos after a member of the shadow cabinet accused the current Government of having eaten "all the pies".
Environment Minister Admits "I Have No Idea What I'm Doing"
Fri, 27 Mar 2009
At a shiny press conference this morning, Vera O'Rally-Spectacular, Minister for the Environment, confessed that she had no clue as to how to perform her role effectively.
Minister Criticised for 'Bashing Bishop'
Mon, 16 Mar 2009
Shock and awe spread throughout the House of Commons yesterday as the Minister for Mammals, David Spert, was heard making derogatory remarks about a senior member of the Church of England.
Economics teaching under scrutiny in US
Mon, 26 Jan 2009
The Kansas school board came under significant pressure this week over the content taught in economics lessons in its schools.