WAFTI News

Virgin birth prompts review of abstinence-only programmes

Mon, 28 Dec 2009 09:00 GMT

Judean officials have confirmed reports of a pregnant teenager giving birth today despite new abstinence-only programmes now entering their second year of running.

Were Vikings the first on the moon?

Mon, 10 Aug 2009 08:00 GMT

The authenticity of 15th century Viking map clearly depicting the moon five centuries before Neil Armstrong's arrival has been confirmed by a great Dane.

Field Geologist Considers Lunch

Mon, 03 Aug 2009 08:00 GMT

Experienced geologist Dr Petro Logical, 46, revealed yesterday to his field colleagues that he was thinking about putting down his hammer and having some lunch.

Anniversary of Moon Landing Reignites Conspiracy Claims

Mon, 27 Jul 2009 08:00 GMT

Previously waning lunacy was in full view this month as the 40th anniversary of the Apollo 11 mission sparked up fresh controversy over whether or not the moon was faked.

Monkeys excel at grammar

Mon, 06 Jul 2009 08:00 GMT

Studies on monkeys have shown their grasp of grammar to outshine that of the average 14-16 year old.

'Things not what they used to be,' says study

Mon, 09 Mar 2009 09:00 GMT

A study recently commissioned by the British Legion has confirmed that several aspects of modern culture such as fashion, values and mainstream music have changed over the last six decades.

Prostitutes More Smarter Than Previously Thought

Thu, 12 Feb 2009 09:00 GMT

A group of some scientists have revealed that prostitutes have a sophisticated grasp of mathematics, including the discovery of concepts hitherto unknown to mainstream research.

"Iced Rain" Baffles Scientists

Mon, 09 Feb 2009 09:00 GMT

Scientists in the UK are still unable to explain the unusual shift in weather experienced throughout much of the country over the last week.

Police Chief Calls For Abolition Of The Moon

Thu, 05 Feb 2009 09:00 GMT

The Metropolitan Police today called for the Moon to be removed from existence after numerous working problems were experienced by their forces.